A'Face and A'Cheeks

Our loveable two visited recently.

As it turns out, no longer does BooHead take beatings from A'Face but he's now all about repaying all the times he was wronged.

Other than the few scuffles, here are a couple of memorable moments the NC HOChie Chirren left us with:

1. It was very cold on the Thursday I spent with A'Face. Cold enough to warrant a winter coat, gloves and a hat. Unfortunately, we did not have a hat that was acceptable to A'Face's liking.

After Grandma gave him the grey and dark blue number, he said, "I need a mirror."

We directed him to the room, where he looked at himself, started laughing and pulled it off, "No."

Well.

The hoodie was okay enough and apparently had to be.

2. A'Cheeks - not only does she fancy herself a pole, she also fancies herself a slapping hand.

As she was sitting on her daddy's lap, H1 came around trying to taunt the little one. Putting her head on Bunji's shoulder, she said to A'Cheeks, "Mmmyy Daddyyyy".

POW.

The hand went up, and the face was slapped.

H1 got told.

I miss them.

Two Lost Causes

Ever since Bunji moved away from us, his sanity has been slipping away.

From loving the Fray to all manner of pop songs, I just don't know where I went wrong.

I feel responsible for him.

I also feel responsible for the chirren.

A'Face is sadly following his father.

In "Sing Star", he was quietly with microphone in hand, singing his little heart away the awful tune of "Beautiful" by James Blunt.

And the other day in the car, he was singing that obscene wrong song, Do the Helen Keller.

What?

And now Chunky Boo.

Just when I thought things could not be worse, Chunky Boo goes forth and distresses me even more.

This is really upsetting, so I hope whoever is reading this is sitting down.

Every time she sees a pole, she goes up to it, holds on and starts to dance.

...

I have to make sure BH doesn't go the way of evil though he is starting to dance without rhythm these days.

I am worried.

Currently listening to: "Believe Me Natalie" by The Killers. How inappropriately appropriate! Ugh!

Mine

"Boobey, Grandma and Papa are going to see A'Face and B'Cheeks tomorrow." - H1
"My ('Lana! My 'Lana) B'Cheeks! My B'Cheeks!" - Boobey Head.
"What about A'Face? Your A'Face?" - H1
"No." - Boobey Head.

Okay Then.

Or 2: Is Boobey whiney today?
H1: No, A'Face was happy to see him.
Or 2: Oh, okay.
H1: B'Cheeks was happy to see Grandma.
Or 2: Okay.
H1: Boobey was happy to see an apple.
Or 2: Wha'?
H1: Yeah.
Or 2: …okay.

Currently listening to: "Turks' Theme" by Nobuo Uematsu, from the Final Fantasy VII Original Soundtrack.