A Theatre First

June 18th was a good day.

It was BH's first movie viewed in a theatre!

It was of course, the day Toy Story 3 came out.

 Kiss the Evil Dr. Porkchop!

While it had The HOchieS crying, BH was a bit harder to read or at the very least, tougher than the 3 losers that are The HOchieS.

He claims his favourite scene was the Incinerator/Garbage Dump bit.

He's hardcore, that kid.

In a totally unrelated event from the movie, do you know what else you did not know about BH?

 He's Jewish*

Yep, he converted June 18th.

*Disclaimer:  Alright, so he's actually not Jewish nor is he mocking the Jewish faith.  He put a frisbee on his head.  Who hasn't?!

How Fun

Water balloons are fun.

 I apologise in advance for the nipple balloon.

His aim is not very good but he has fun chasing us and running away.

We had fun splashing balloons at his feet and hearing his joyful screaming and laughter.

It's good being a kid with a bucket full of water balloons for arsenal.

Too Much News

I don't think I mentioned it, but BH has been very concerned about the Oil Spill in the Gulf.

He calls it the "Oil Slick".

He's worried about the fish but not so much the birds.  He believes the birds can just fly away but the fish cannot really out swim the 'Oil Slick'.

He also believes that the "Oil Slick" has made its way to Manhattan and The Hudson River.

Little does he know that the Hudson is just dirty.

The other bit of news he has taken interest in these days are the Protests against the Law in Arizona and Illegal Immigrants.

Grandma explained what "illegal" meant and why there were protests.

Now he's concerned if H1 is "legal".

He has nothing to fear but Clownie is of the opinion that maybe we should lie to him sometimes.

Maybe Grandma needs to cut back on her news intake whilst around him because BH seems to be stressing over the news.

He's only Three and a Hass!

We Are Not, But Thanks For The Concern

As we were sitting outside Uncle Bunji's house, blowing bubbles and rocking on the chair, BH and I had a discussion.

Or 2: Now Boobey, we have to go visit Moodou so you will have to stay with Grandma and Papa, okay? Little kids are not allowed in the Baby Ward of the Hospital.
BH: ::fussing::
Or 2: I know, but it's okay.  You'll go to the Grocery store with Grandma and Papa.
BH: Why?
Or 2: Well, we need groceries.  We don't have any at the moment.
BH: Why? Because you're poor?
Or 2: Urr.  Um, No...  But remember Grandma and Papa went away for a while and there was no need to have a lot of food in the house.  We just need to go buy some now that they're back.
BH: Okay ::unconvinced::

Huh.

Not Quite

We went to the Chinese Buffet place to pick up some dinner the other night.  The parting mint are pillow mints, and I got some for Boo-Head.

He happily ate his pillow mint.  He bit in and was surprised to discover it was a mint because I did not tell him what it was.

Then I explained it was a pillow mint.

BH: piwwo?
Or 2: pillow
BH: pi..wwo?
Or 2: Pillow.  You know, like the pillow you sleep on.  ::turned away for a second:: Except you don't...
BH: ::cradling his head with the pillow mint::
Or 2: Silly Boobey! You don't actually sleep on these.  It's hard, right?
BH: :::confused:: Yes...

No worries, he now knows they're not for sleeping on.  At least he did not say 'pirro'.  I'd be more concerned that he was racist, and making fun of his Asian family!

Something You Never Knew

According to A'Face, when you poom (fart), you burp.

A burp from the butt, if you will.

According to B'Head, "I poomed in my mouth."

Those burps not very pretty, are they?