The Things One Can Find in a Diaper

While sticking his hands in his diaper, the following exchange occurred:

"what's in here, mommy? Poop?" - BH
"No, I just changed you. There's nothing in there." - H1
"Yeah.. so my round bumsee in here?" - BH
"Yes. I guess so." - H1

I wonder if he found his triple cheek, which as of this day is still present.

No Grabbing

BH likes to play dare devil at times.

He's fond of diving off various things which is scary and dangerous. We keep telling him but he's also become quite the stubborn little thing (the other day we got into a fight because he was a being a brat and I told him as much, and he did not take kindly to that - "No brat! Boobey...pineapple!" - apparently, I'm a pineapple, which in his little 2.5 year old world is the worst thing he could think of).

The other day, he was rambunctiously playing around Grandma and tried to jump off the recliner, and Grandma had to quickly grab him to ensure he did not fall.

"Don't grab BH's bumsee!"

I just don't know what is wrong with these children these days.

Currently listening to: BH being put to bed and singing the "Ibsy Bipsy" Spider over the monitor.

"Big Bird is..."

"...A'Face."

It's not yellow if that's what you people were thinking.

Just so it is known, "Elmo's hat is on his..."

"...bottom."

And there you have it.

Shame

Yesterday, he came out of the bathroom after bath time, dragging this huge towel in front of him. When he spotted me, he looked down and made sure he was covered up properly.

"Oh ho! You have shame, Boobey! That's right, cover up!"

Then he walked away, with his little feet on the towel very gingerly, with his front still covered but it was then I saw it - he covered the front, but no the back.

He has no shame.