Showing posts with label Truth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Truth. Show all posts

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Update: We're Still Made...

...of the good stuff.

Yesterday, we were told that little girls are made of "Pork Chops".

Today, it was merely "Pork".

Thursday, May 13, 2010

What Are You Made Of?

I'm certain we all know what little boys are made of.

Here's a refresher in case anyone needs it:

Slugs and snails, and puppy dogs' tails.

That's what little boys are made of.

Do you remember what little girls are made of?

Bacon

That's the Word according to BH, and don't you question the Word of BH!

This has not been the first time I have been *accused* of smelling like bacon or of being a little piggyh.

Everything makes a whole lot of sense now.