Update 4: The Stoler, Back

Were you aware that The Stoler only steals things that he needs?

He also steals things that others may need - a sort of Robin Hood The Stoler, if you will.

In case you also did not know, Diesel (BH's stuffed puppy) eats pork.  Where did he get pork from? The Stoler stole it for him.

The Stoler also was following BH in Walmart, he says.  H1 made sure to stay clear of The Stoler so as to avoid an arrest in Walmart.

Last night was the most recent visit The Stoler.  BH insisted he did not scatter the toys that were strewn about the living room.  No, he did not take them out but The Stoler did.  As such, The Stoler should have packed them away.

Update 3: The True Identity of The Stoler

I have been sitting on this story for an entire week.

It's taking me days to sort through the details and to uncover any false statements that were made.

The Stoler came back.

The Stoler looks just like BH.

The Stoler, as we hear it, is another BH...another BH that looks just like regular BH and is another person named BH.

A bizarro BH, if you will.

BH has created an alter ego.

And he is 'stealing' things.

The Stoler: An Update

He's back, that The Stoler.

Today, there was talk of him again and I have new, shocking news.

The Stoler is now 4, and is hairy.  So hairy in fact, that he needs to go to the Barber.

I came to the conclusion that The Stoler must have turned 4 within the past week or maybe that his birthday is even today, but silly me.

H1 had a somewhat more plausible scenario.

She believes that Grandma's initial hunch that The Stoler is in fact BH, is the truth!

Evidence 1:

BH has been going around introducing himself as BH, Age 4.

Conclusion:

All of sudden, The Stoler is 4!

Evidence 2:

BH went to get his hair cut last Saturday.

Conclusion:

It is very likely that BH is referring to an Alter Ego he has assumed.

In an interesting Investigative Report regarding this case, BH informs me that I have been victimized.  He tells me that The Stoler stole my DSi when I asked him if he saw that thing recently.

That loon does not know that I already took my DSi back last week.

Here are my two cents:

1. BH is good at covering his tracks because his shock and bewilderment as to where the DSi was seemed genuine.  Almost...too genuine.

2. I am The Stoler!

These developments are still rolling in for this story and I will keep all apprised.

We'll get to the bottom of this.

Stay tuned...

The Stoler

One morning last week, there was talk of...The Stoler.

According to BH, The Stoler came and "stoled" things.

What did he take?

What does he look like?

How'd he get in here?

The only details I got were that The Stoler is about as tall as BH is and the same age.

Later that day, Grandma heard about The Stoler as well.

Can you believe The Stoler was coming out of the neighbour's house?!

Grandma asked the same questions I did and got the same responses I did.

Being the clever one, Grandma suspected that The Stoler was BH himself.

BH felt those accusations were misdirected and was very upset.