God, The Wind and A'Face

BH: Grandma! Why is it so windy today?
Grandma: I don't know, Boobey.  You have to ask God and take it up with him.

::silence::

Some time later...

BH: God, please send the wind to A'Face's house.

The Explanation of Death Had Nothing to Do With Me.

Conversations about "God" and "Death" occurred these past two weeks.

BH was stubborn and jumped off from a high place in the backyard.  He fell but did not hurt himself.

Grandma: BH, I told you not to jump from there because you could hurt yourself! You could have broken an arm or something!
BH: But I didn't hurt myself ::argumentative crying::
Grandma: I know and thank God you did not!
BH: Why are you thanking God? He's not here.

While driving through town, H1 noticed that a local shop was having a major clearance sale as sadly the owner lost her battle with cancer.

H1: Oh no...they're closing up.  The owner died...
BH: Why did she die?
H1: Well honey, she had cancer.
BH: What happens now?
H1: Well some people believe that when you die, your soul goes to heaven.
BH: You know when you die, a fairy comes out of you.
H1: What? A fairy? Are you sure you don't mean a spirit?
BH: No, a fairy.
H1: And where did you learn this?
BH: Link and Zelda.

I never taught him about fairies and Link, okay?! I think he heard that myth from H1!