99 Problems

and sun fuzzies is one.

Today at the annual Doctor's appointment, everyone's favourite Boohead was asked by his Doctor if he had any problems he wanted to talk about.

"Well," he began, "sometimes in the morning when I go outside, sun fuzzies get in my eye and it's very distracting."

There was confusion all around.

Sun fuzzies?

What?

But as his Doctor pointed out, there is absolutely no confusion about this vocabulary.

Polite Police

Today, BH was invited to the neighbour's house for lunch and a play date.

After much playing that went from the house to the yard, it was almost time to come home.  BH however, had a question.

BH: Grandma?
Grandma: Yes, BH?
BH: Can M (neighbour friend) come over to our house?
Grandma: Not right now, BH.  It's getting late and I'm sure his Mommy wants him.
BH: K (M's mother) was polite and had me over; it would be polite to invite M over.

Who called in the Polite Police?