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Dinner on Sunday was made by H1.

We feasted on a penne pasta dish with shrimp, cooked in a cream-based tomato sauce infused with white wine.

The meal was good but the conversation was even better.

Luuiiiissssss: This food is great!
H1: Thanks, I think it's the wine in the sauce.  I like it.
Luuiiiiisssss: You're feeding my son wine?!
H1: Oh please.  The wine burnt off a long time ago when it was cooking.
BH: ...I'm drunk!