Something You Never Knew

According to A'Face, when you poom (fart), you burp.

A burp from the butt, if you will.

According to B'Head, "I poomed in my mouth."

Those burps not very pretty, are they?

Another Rule

Today at McDonalds' playground for breakfast, BH was adventuring in the jungle gym giant tube.

H1 was observing the fun from the ground and notice that down the slide BH went, until he got into the clear container area where a little girl was sitting.

H1 noticed that BH suddenly jumped up and quickly ran off.

When asked what happened after coming down the slide and to H1, BH responded, "I just poomed on her and left."

Yes, the rule is you quickly do your business and run off.

Smart.

The Rule

For those of you who may not know, the term for passing gas in Trini speak is "poom".

Yesterday, BH was frantically running all around in discomfort and had quite a few smelly pooms - a good indication that he needs to use the bathroom for pooping.

Grandma, on to his tricks grabbed him up to use the facilities. 

BH has decided that he no longer wants to use the potty because he does not like the smell of his own poop (at least I know he is not smug because I equate that to not liking the smell of his own farts), hence the reason Grandma has to pick him up and put him to use the toilet.

It was then a new rule was laid down for Grandma to understand:

BH: No Grandma, "One poom means 'no'.  Two means 'you have to go' "

Currently listening to: BH doing some substraction math with some M&Ms and H1.

Where Did It Go?

Boobey told Grandma he "poom" and then stuck his hands in his pants to find it.

"Where is the poom?"

"It's air, silly", he was told.