After the debacle with the broken glasses, I went to the Mall for a long overdue eye exam and a new pair of glasses.
I ended up getting sunglasses as well (which ended up more less "Rock Band" than anticipated).
I put them on, walked away from Boobey to throw something in the bin, then returned to where he was standing.
He gave me a sweet face and in a flirty voice said, "Hiiiiii" and waved.
I had to inform him that it was me and not some goo'd looking stranger.