Monday, May 03, 2010

The Stoler: An Update

He's back, that The Stoler.

Today, there was talk of him again and I have new, shocking news.

The Stoler is now 4, and is hairy.  So hairy in fact, that he needs to go to the Barber.

I came to the conclusion that The Stoler must have turned 4 within the past week or maybe that his birthday is even today, but silly me.

H1 had a somewhat more plausible scenario.

She believes that Grandma's initial hunch that The Stoler is in fact BH, is the truth!

Evidence 1:

BH has been going around introducing himself as BH, Age 4.

Conclusion:

All of sudden, The Stoler is 4!

Evidence 2:

BH went to get his hair cut last Saturday.

Conclusion:

It is very likely that BH is referring to an Alter Ego he has assumed.

In an interesting Investigative Report regarding this case, BH informs me that I have been victimized.  He tells me that The Stoler stole my DSi when I asked him if he saw that thing recently.

That loon does not know that I already took my DSi back last week.

Here are my two cents:

1. BH is good at covering his tracks because his shock and bewilderment as to where the DSi was seemed genuine.  Almost...too genuine.

2. I am The Stoler!

These developments are still rolling in for this story and I will keep all apprised.

We'll get to the bottom of this.

Stay tuned...

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